打招呼幽默风趣句子（俏皮搞怪的打招呼文案，幽默风趣，太有才了）

1、你喜欢什么颜色的癞蛤蟆，我自己染。

What color of toad do you like? I dye it myself.

2、你好，我家的猫会俯卧撑，你想来我家看看吗？

Hello, my cat can push ups. Would you like to come to my house?

3、你叫什么？我好记在心上。

What's your name? I can keep it in mind.

4、你妈妈给的微信，说你超漂亮，让我把你追到手。

Wechat from your mother said you were super beautiful and let me catch you.

5、我们已经成为好友了，请可爱的人先说话。

We have become good friends. Please talk to the lovely one first.

6、你好，月老通知我来认识你。

Hello, Yuelao told me to meet you.

7、我喜欢你，你自己想办法喜欢上我。

I like you, you find a way to like me.

8、你好，我是派大星，上天派来爱你的那颗星。

Hello, I'm paidaxing, the star sent by God to love you.

9、我们已经成为好友了，接下来开始互相装死吧！

We have become good friends. Let's start pretending to be dead to each other!

10、你好，做梦梦到你微信号了。

Hello, I dreamed of your micro signal.

11、你好，我们是走流程还是直接在一起。

Hello, shall we go through the process or directly together.

12、我通过了你的好友验证，现在我们可以开始恋爱了。

Hello, shall we go through the process or directly together.